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Shit Test Encyclopedia and Bonuses by Brent Smith
I find it rather amusing a lot of guys don’t believe girls pull “shit tests” on them.
They must be blind.
In my world, it’s impossible to believe girls, no matter how fugly, DON’T pull shit tests on guys.
ESPECIALLY IF the the girl is attracted to them.
That’s right. The more they like you, the more you get shit tested.
It’s in their female genetic wiring, all the way till the day you stick it in.
Let’s be clear…
A shit test is when a woman tests you to see if you’re man enough to handle her.
She plays these little games. Comes up with silly little situations.
Says absolutely the craziest shit I’ve ever heard.
All in hopes you say something back that…instead of complying, supplicating and basically being a pussy…
you will put her in her place and
rock her world!
Consciously and unconsciously, she does this. She can’t help it.
I believe in her primal female soul, she does these things because she wants you to club her, pull her by the hair back to your cave and f^ck her brains out!
No matter what she says in public, THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.
The side eye and wry smile after you’ve f^cked like monkeys is all you need to know, to know what I’m saying is the absolute truth.
Don’t believe me? Take a gander…
Now, don’t tell me I’m just imagining things when a woman pulls this kinda Sh!t 🙂
Because they all do it. Either consciously or unconsciously.
The only question is…
How Should You Respond?
- Do you respond by being a pussy and supplicating to her desires?
- Do you walk away defeated and dejected with your tail between your legs?
- Do you offer some lame-ass response that lands like a feather?
- Or do you verbally bitch slap her with the funny and creative flair of a Vegas comedian?
Now let me say this…
I know why you put up with her shit tests. There’s a simple psychology behind your responses.
You see, what you have to realize is there are 2 ways to behave around women.
There’s dreaded boyfriend behavior
and then there’s
And the mistake that guys make is that they display far too many boyfriend behaviors.
She’s verbally bitch slapping YOU. Taking advantage of you, your desires as a man and your good intentions.
When it should be the other way around. Amirite?
“I used to be the same exact way”
My name is Brent Smith, Founder of Brent Smith Lifestyle.
We’re a boutique lifestyle curation firm for the affluent man.
For the past 15 years, I’ve been helping men from all walks of life develop meaningful relationships with beautiful women.
When it comes to shit tests and other challenges of relating with gorgeous women, I wised up early on.
I was onto their wiley ways.
Now when it comes to responding to a woman’s shit tests? I AM KING. And I want you to be king too.
That’s why I created this comprehensive course:
Pass Any Shit Test in Style
Have you been caught tongue-tied when she pulls a shit test on you?
Trust me, you’re not alone.
For instance, she may say something which sounds totally innocent, but behind it lies her primal brain… hungry to find out if you’re man enough to take the reigns in the blossoming relationship.
For instance, how would you respond to shit tests like these:
- “Does that line usually work for you?”
- “Will you hold my drink while I go to the bathroom?”
- “Why can’t you be more like…(fill in the blank with your favorite douche)”
- “I have a boyfriend.”
- “Take me shopping.”
- “I’m busy talking to My Friend.”
- The infamous “Pause and Stare”
- “We’re Not Having Sex.”
- “You Disgust me!”
Some are prove-you’re-man-enough challenges.
Others are disguised as innocent damsel-in-distress requests for help. Still others are cruel insults.
How do you come up with a “I’ll put you in your place” response?
My guess is you’ve been on the receiving end of comments like these and struggled knowing exactly how to respond.
Here’s what used to happen to me…
I’d be with some hot girl and get an innocuous shit test like:
“Let’s just be friends”.
Dumbfounded, I’d stand there paralyzed, not knowing what to say.
Of course, I just blew a perfect opportunity. Within seconds, the woman would roll her eyes, write me off and move on.
Then, hours later, the perfect response would hit me like a ton of bricks.
The opportunity had passed.
As you know, there’s no ‘do over’ when it comes to situations like that.
Here’s the real challenge:
If you don’t have the perfect comeback quick as a whip, you’re pretty much screwed.
And that’s why I created Brent Smith’s Shit Test Encyclopedia.
The Shit Test Encyclopedia gives you HUNDREDS of snappy, creative comebacks to every shit test you’ll ever encounter.
All designed to elicit that “I can’t believe he just said that. He’s different than the others” response in a hot woman.
Have you ever given a snappy comeback to a girl’s shit test? One that made her jaw drop and think ‘WTF’?
In the moment, it can be the greatest feeling in the world.
Done right, you literally rock a woman’s world.
To her, it’s like:
“Wow, this guy may be an asshole, but he’s a keeper.”
From that moment forward, she *knows* not to give you any shit.
SHE’S YOURS (IF YOU WANT HER)
Yes, I said IF you want her. That’s a big IF.
The point is, from that moment forward, you’re in control. You’re the one calling the shots, not her.
When it comes to her relationship with you, SHE KNOWS HER PLACE.
You’ve earned her respect. You’re worthy.
You’ve ridden a wild mare and won her over.
What you do with that respect, I’ll just leave to your imagination 🙂
All I can say is with The Shit Test Encyclopedia, you’ll never be caught speechless again.
You ooze the SUPREME CONFIDENCE that comes with you knowing EXACTLY what to say. Its value is IMMEASURABLE.
- No more being tongue-tied…
- No more inexplicable painful rejection…
- No more being left holding your dick in your hands wondering what to say…
The first time you pass a shit test with a woman, you’ll be amazed at the subtle, yet firm power it gives you.
The second time it happens, you still can’t believe it.
A woman opening herself up to you is such an intimate thing.
The third time it happens, you know what it’s like to rule the world.
The Shit Test Encyclopedia Gives You That Singular Power With Women!
Guys who pass a woman’s shit test find themselves suddenly irresistible.
You’ll wonder why you didn’t understand this quirk about women sooner.
In The Shit Test Encyclopedia, I give you multiple responses to dozens of the most popular shit tests guys get every day.
And then I go one better…
Maybe the best part is I show you how to come up with incredibly powerful comebacks on your own.
What you’ll be armed with is a “comeback mindset”. Ready for anything she throws at you.
This mindset includes 7 useful strategies to rapidly assess the situation and deliver a laser guided missile--a snappy, creative comeback that will leave a woman speechless.
(Instead of you!)
A speechless woman is a vulnerable woman. And a vulnerable woman is a woman open to hearing more from you.
No matter what you may have in mind.
Without The Shit Test Encyclopedia, without being able to confidently and consistently deliver a disarming response, the odds of scoring with a woman is effectively zero.
You’ve got a 1 in a 100 chance, even less with a supermodel caliber woman.
If you do score with a woman, it’s just because she’s ultra horny that night or she feels sorry for you.
Yours will be a sympathy fvck. (Those are absolutely the worst kind, btw.)
With the Shit Test Encyclopedia, never again will you be caught flat footed…
unable to overwhelmingly convince a woman she’s going home with you tonight.
Results from the Shit Test Encyclopedia “Beta Test” Event
Now here’s the interesting thing, in beta testing The Shit Test Encyclopedia for the public announcement, here’s what I did…
I held a $1000 private two day seminar on beating shit tests. 17 Guys were given the Encyclopedia as a manual and workbook.
On Saturday night, I unleashed them on the world.
I deliberately set it up such that they would get shit tested.
It was intentional, and they knew it.
I told them exactly what to say to elicit the shit test phenomena.
In other words, they were to be HIGHLY ATTRACTIVE to the opposite sex.
You see, one fascinating insight of someone being shit tested is the more attractive you are, the more you’re bound to be tested.
In other words, when a woman shit tests you, consider it a compliment.
That’s just the nature of the female mind. Go figure.
These guys were shit tested so much, at one point, they were laughing hilariously every time it occurred.
During the debrief next day, I asked the guys what happened…
“Brent, it was the most amazing thing. The girl said no guy had ever replied to her like I did. She came right out and said my reply set me apart from the other guys.”
“The minute you respond with an unexpected comeback, her shields come down. I was amazed because it was like I was almost talking to a different person. She was totally open.”
“I used to think shit tests were a pass/fail type of test. What I discovered is that the better the comeback, the more you’re likely to score. A great comeback leaves a girl spellbound.”
Without exception, they said successfully responding to a woman’s shit test SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASED ATTRACTION.
Like 100X. The hard work of opening a woman was over.
Now although these guys paid almost $1000 to learn the art of the shit test comeback, I believe this information is so crucial I want every guy who reads this letter to learn it.
That’s why I’m not going to offer it at $1000 or $500 or even $250.
In fact, I’m not even going to offer it for $100 or $75 or even $50.
For a limited time, while time is still on the clock, you can pick up Brent Smith’s amazing Shit Test Encyclopedia for just $19!
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Shit Test Encyclopedia
Pass Any Shit Test in Style
Yeah, I know it’s a steal!
But you deserve it, don’t you? You and a lot of other guys deserve to get laid by some hot woman with her “bitch shields” still up.
I think you’re tired of failing, sometimes miserably, the shit tests pretty women send your way.
You deserve a guaranteed way to deal with their bullshit, don’t you?
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That’s why I want to offer you this TRIPLE GUARANTEE:
Go ahead and put the Shit Test Encyclopedia to the test. Witness for yourself the jaw dropping reactions you get.
See how women’s defenses instantly drop—allowing you to have their way with them. I guarantee you’ll be astounded.
If you don’t get the favorable responses you’re looking for…
… if you’re not blown away the first time you read the Encyclopedia…
… or in fact, if you don’t like the encyclopedia for any reason, feel free to ask for a full refund.
I mean it.
You have a full 60 days, that’s 2 solid months to decide. I don’t think that’ll happen. I’m super confident in your success.
But I want to set your mind at ease, knowing that you have arefund option available.
Just email at [email protected]om if that’s what you want to do.
Hours from now, you could be effortlessly approaching beautiful women, knowing they are helpless toyour charms.
Even their nuclear weapon, their infamous shittests are powerless to stop you from getting what you want.
Go ahead and click the button below and let’s get you started.
There’s a hot woman right now just waiting to hear your charming comeback…
A Strong Word of Caution…
Yes, passing a woman’s shit test with a witty comeback gives you tremendous power.
However–there’s one caveat:
You must deliver the comeback instantly.
If there’s even a moment of hesitation, the opportunity is lost forever.
And so are your chances of getting laid.
That’s why the Shit Test Encyclopedia is essential to your game. It allows you to see all the silly little shit tests women can throw at you AS WELL AS all the possible responses for each.
It’s a mind blow when you see, all at one time, the mosaic of possibilities.
Then of course, I reveal to you the whole shit test mindset you should have, the way I personally come up with responses on the fly.
- Totally ad libbed.
- Totally off the wall and out of the blue.
- Guys have seen me do it.
And in the moment, they knowingly smile to themselves, witnessing first hand how it’s done and the ultra-favorable responses I get.
The reaction of the woman? It’s priceless.
The woman *knows*. She knows she’s dealing with someone who can handle her. Someone she can respect as a man.
Once you understand and appreciate the mindset, coming up with lethal responses designed to catch a woman off guard and delivering them like a laser-guided comeback missile will be effortless and fun.
If there was one skill I would strongly encourage to hone, it’s learning how to handle a woman’s shit tests effectively.
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READ ONLY IF YOUR GOAL IS GETTING LAID BY HOT BUT BITCHY 9’S AND 10’S!
The second point I want to appreciate is you cannot underestimate the value of shit tests to an incredibly hot woman.
The hotter the woman, the more passing shit tests matter.
As you can imagine, they get hit on a lot.
Shit tests are used to subtly (and in a socially acceptable way) segregate the men from the boys.
This is why passing shit tests should matter to you.
Deal with them wrong, and you’re toast.
Deal with them creatively, directly, powerfully and even with an occasional sense of humor?
Her guard drops and she’s WAY more than open to your advances.
In fact, she’ll probably take over and start pursuing YOU!
“Brent, at the Nocturnal festival, I saw this super hot girl. Her name was Melanie. I approached her. The shit test came early on. Of course, I was silently flattered. After I delivered my comeback. Melanie took my and and said “Come with me…” I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.”
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In closing, I hope my point is clear:
- 1. If you’re being shit tested, that’s actually a good thing. It doesn’t mean you’re being rejected, in fact it’s quite the opposite. You’re being pursued. Despite her actions, she actually wants YOU.
- 2. If you’re being desired, you’ve got to be on your game. Otherwise, no matter how attractive you are, you’re screwed. And the most common weak point in EVERY guy’s game is being able to respond effectively to a woman’s shit tests.
- 3. With The Shit Test Encyclopedia, you’ve got the ammunition you need to overcome and pass any and every shit test confidently and with flying colors.
The Shit Test Encyclopedia has been downloaded hundreds of times with very positive reaction.
My favorite email was from Kyle:
“Brent, how can I say this. Shit tests are now my favorite part of game. I can’t believe how much fun they can be. When you know how to react so her bitch shields evaporate, it’s like in football scoring a touchdown. The hard part is keeping the excitement to yourself.”
Kyle gets it.
Instead of being dreaded, shit tests should be embraced.
When you do, the odds of you getting what you want from a woman go sky high.
I want you to experience the absolute rush of successfully passing an ultra hot girl’s shit test.
You deserve it. You know you do.
If you’re like the hundreds of guys I’ve communicated with via phone, text and email, this “speed bump” has derailed your relationship and sexual plans with a woman more times than you can count.
It’s why I created the Encyclopedia and why I made the price so darn affordable.
Every guy needs to know how to overcome this one last crucial “speed bump” to getting laid.
You must hurry!
There’s not much time left to get the Shit Test Encyclopedia at such an incredibly low price!
BSL – Brent Smith Lifestyle
P.S. Recently, a woman tried to shit test me. Yeah, even *I* still get shit tested. I consider it a compliment.
But on her part, it was a bad idea. We were scheduled to go to a charity event and I specifically told her to be ready at a specific time.
She made me wait. And wait. And wait.
Not good, of course.
It gets worse.
Not only does she come down the stairs, but also her friend (I didn’t know) comes down. Both are dressed to the nines.
She asks if her friend could come, too.
“WTF?” I’m thinking at this point. (Of course I said no. This was a $1000 a plate pre-planned fundraiser.)
Long story short, I attend the charity event alone. (I dropped her off midway to the event and made her walk home.)
She was highly insulted but I didn’t care. (This is one of the keys to passing shit tests.)
Hours later, I get this text:
I ignore her for a couple days. Then I get this text.
Again, I ignore them and don’t reply. Then a few days later I get this text:
Not being a jerk, I respond. Her reaction is amazing, isn’t it?
Total change of heart. (Especially for a woman who was kicked out my car enroute to a fancy dinner. How embarrassing!)
Because I passed her shit test.
Will I go out with her again? Maybe, maybe not. But that’s not the point.
The point is she implicitly respects me now. She knows she screwed up and I’m allowing her to save face.
I guarantee you I am in control at this point, I’m the man in this budding relationship, every step of the way.
Few guys would have the guts to do what I did. Especially with a hot woman and her even hotter friend.
LISTEN, AND LISTEN CLOSE:
You deserve better. You don’t have to be a doormat. You don’t have to be rejected for your desires. I say own them. You can turn it all around to your advantage. I can give you the words, the mindset and the strategies. You’ll see, shit tests can be truly rewarding, but you have to know how to pass them.
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- 0.1 Shit Test Encyclopedia and Bonuses by Brent Smith
- 0.2 rock her world!
- 0.3 TOO LATE!
- 0.4 SHE’S YOURS (IF YOU WANT HER)
- 0.4.1 The Shit Test Encyclopedia Gives You That Singular Power With Women!
- 0.4.2 Remember this:
- 0.4.3 Results from the Shit Test Encyclopedia “Beta Test” Event
- 0.4.4 A Strong Word of Caution…
- 1 IMPORTANT:
- 1.1 READ ONLY IF YOUR GOAL IS GETTING LAID BY HOT BUT BITCHY 9’S AND 10’S!
- 1.2 There’s not much time left to get the Shit Test Encyclopedia at such an incredibly low price!
- 1.3 Check Below to See If The 62% Discount is Still Available
Shit Test Encyclopedia and Bonuses by Brent Smith